function choose()
	{
		var msg = "";
		roll = 1+Math.round(Math.random()*55);
		if (roll==1) {msg="You wore parachute pants";}
		else if (roll==2) {msg="You had a different colored Converse All-Stars on each foot.";}
		else if (roll==3) {msg="You wore several swatches, up and down your arm";}
		else if (roll==4) {msg="You wore tight rolls on the bottom of your jeans";}
		else if (roll==5) {msg="You wore 'Jams'";}
		else if (roll==6) {msg="All the spanish you know, you learned from The Goonies.";}
		else if (roll==7) {msg="You can do the moonwalk.";}
		else if (roll==8) {msg="You know who Max Headroom is";}
		else if (roll==9) {msg="You played Pac-Man for hours on end";}
		else if (roll==10) {msg="You played Donkey Kong for hours on end";}
		else if (roll==11) {msg="You can sing all the words to 'Parents Just Don't Understand'";}
		else if (roll==12) {msg="You wanted to live next door to the Huxtables.";}
		else if (roll==13) {msg="You used to say 'Radical Dude!'";}
		else if (roll==14) {msg="Getting a tattoo was Decadent.";}
		else if (roll==15) {msg="You own or have owned Micheal Jackson's 'Thriller' album";}
		else if (roll==16) {msg="You remember when 'Van Halen' was considered Heavy Metal";}
		else if (roll==17) {msg="Your school had ditto sheets";}
		else if (roll==18) {msg="You remember your high score on Galaga.";}
		else if (roll==19) {msg="You had a crush on, or wanted to be Micheal J. Fox";}
		else if (roll==20) {msg="You can still sing 'Purple Rain'";}
		else if (roll==21) {msg="'Partying like it's 1999' seemed so far away!";}
		else if (roll==22) {msg="You wondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf";}
		else if (roll==23) {msg="You cut artificial holes in your jeans";}
		else if (roll==24) {msg="You know all the words to 'Every Rose'";}
		else if (roll==25) {msg="You remember 'Vans' (shoes)";}
		else if (roll==26) {msg="You wore 'Jelly Braclets'";}
		else if (roll==27) {msg="You had a T-shirt with Puffy Paint on it";}
		else if (roll==28) {msg="You walked like an Egyptian";}
		else if (roll==29) {msg="You remember watching Adam Curry and Downtown Julie Brown.";}
		else if (roll==30) {msg="You wanted a mohawk like Mr. T";}
		else if (roll==31) {msg="It was a major accomplishment to solve a Rubics Cube";}
		else if (roll==32) {msg="You wanted a bitchin' Camaro! bitchin' Camaro!";}
		else if (roll==33) {msg="You thought 'Waterfall' bangs were attractive";}
		else if (roll==34) {msg="You did the Superbowl Shuffle.";}
		else if (roll==35) {msg="You used to say 'Totally Awesome!'";}
		else if (roll==36) {msg="In school, you traded friendship braclets and pins.";}
		else if (roll==37) {msg="You always wondered what the next Pac-Man game was going to be.";}
		else if (roll==38) {msg="Your first computer was a Commadore 64";}
		else if (roll==39) {msg="Your first computer was an Atari";}
		else if (roll==40) {msg="You wanted to 'Be a Pepper Too!'";}
		else if (roll==41) {msg="You ever used the phrase 'Bull Honkey'!";}
		else if (roll==42) {msg="You want to visit Mepos.";}
		else if (roll==43) {msg="You knew ALF was an acronym for Alien Life Form.";}
		else if (roll==44) {msg="You wanted to live next door to the Keaton's.";}
		else if (roll==45) {msg="You used to wonder how many more Rocky movies there was going to be.";}
		else if (roll==46) {msg="You collected Rubics toys.";}
		else if (roll==47) {msg="N'Sync reminds you of the New Kids On The Block.";}
		else if (roll==48) {msg="You remember Menudo.";}
		else if (roll==49) {msg="You wore Coca-Cola clothes.";}
		else if (roll==50) {msg="You remember the names of your favorite Garbage Pail Kids!";}
		else if (roll==51) {msg="G.I. Joe seemed violent.";}
		else if (roll==52) {msg="You wanted to visit MelMac (where ALF was from).";}
		else if (roll==53) {msg="You remember Millie Vanilli.";}
		else if (roll==54) {msg="Roger Moore is still your favorite James Bond.";}
		else {msg="You wore a swatch with a swatch gaurd";}

		eighties.innerHTML=msg;		
	}

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{
	document.write('<A NAME="eightieslink"></A>');
	document.write('<P><B><A HREF="#eightieslink" OnMouseOver="choose();">You know your an 80\'s child if</A>:<BR>&nbsp;<BR>');
	document.write('<DIV ID="eighties" STYLE="width:250;"></DIV>');
	document.write('</B></P>');
}